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idk what this is anymore

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: alien0104)

condorn:

I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

(Source: condom)

daedalush:

lapatisseriemb:

daedalush:

YOU KNOW DESPITE MY SOCIAL ANXIETY MEETING SOMEONE NEW IS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING THING BECAUSE YOU MAY BE MEETING YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND OR YOUR NEXT MURDER VICTIM OR YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND OR SOMETHING AND IT’S JUST REALLY NEAT HOW THAT ALL WORKS OUT

murder victim

did i fuckin stutter u know what ur on ur way to becoming just that

(Source: reallygrey)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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brititch:

he was a skater boy

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(Source: wigwams)

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

niknak79:


Dude So many 12’s

niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s

roughrimjob:

I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away

ryanvallejo:

jaclcfrost:

there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

THAT’S BEEN MY GOAL FOR YEARS YO

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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(Source: liquatic)

World take over will now commence

World take over will now commence

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